Happy Idiocy

Sometimes happiness finds weird, unexpected ways to get to you. This is one of those craziest days when happiness got me off guard. I am elated, ecstatic, and jubilant. The word is crazy. I am SO happy that I was waving my hands frantically in the air, laughing and dancing. Now I m not a dancing person yet I am going wild and doing some horrifying dance moves. I know because my brother shot an exasperated look at me. I just hope he doesn’t call 1122, the rescue team.

After every sentence I jump off the bed and run around in frenzy and feel so light. So jovial, so weightless like I have all the time in the world! I had a lot of soda/ Pepsi and that makes me high. There is a very nice word for people who are drunk. Yes I think its inebriate. I am bent on my stomach, one leg under me and one hanging down the bed. There is a hair clip in my jacket pocket sandwiched between my stomach and lap. It’s disturbing me, pinching me in ribs with its pointed side yet I haven’t changed my position.

Its euphoria all over; around me, above me, beneath me, beside me, in me, out me- everywhere! Do you think it’s normal to feel so out of skin and grin from ear to ear and from chin to forehead after midnight?

I am like a noodle when I try a dance move. I just realized that. Because I stand, drop my pencil on the bed, raise my wobbly arms in mid air and wriggle them, nod my head to some music only I can hear and then drop back to the bed like a noodle falling off the fork.

This is absolutely beyond my comprehension that a dose of highness can be triggered by a soft drink to this crazy, idiotic extreme! I feel like someone who just won a lottery. A drunkard’s laugh in the background…

p.s I really don’t know if this qualifies to be on my blog but can anyone expect something sober from me right now? No. exactly.

update* watch this song..i youtubed the word ‘happy’ later when i was sober and this is what i got.. : /


31 thoughts on “Happy Idiocy

  1. ok all the happy sounds emanate from this post… i was giggling while reading it 🙂 and im stuck on ‘inebriate’ just cos words are thiingsss…. hmm… what else… oh the metaphors rock! (but the clip pinched me too, please get rid of it!)

  2. MJ says:

    lost, hehehe congrats for the first ever comment :p. errm nothing happened apart from pepsi :$ sami, lol ya enjoyed a lot. though i dont exactly remember what i did after i drained all my energy jumping and dancing..:ppurple, hehehe it was only pepsi :$ kimyaShafinaaz, welcome to the blog!! 😀 hehehe thanks for your comments 🙂shehr, do u know what my word veri is right now? ‘recklest’ sounds like reckless ;p hehe your jumping too? cool!

  3. Yo yo i love pepsi it gets you high lol…and try sheesha with pepsi you’ll love it even more and then write the post.Btw, your post reminds of this song by Nirvana where Kurt Cobain and company get fishing high on cocaine and then scream their heads off…my friend, who apparently loved getting high too told me about this show…so any plans of going on those lines? :p

  4. MJ says:

    beaugly, chalo at least im not the only one who hasnt tried it yet :pUbee, hehee ya songs great 😀maryam…oooo tag? yay i love being tagged:Dmha, lol no thanks no sheesha! :p hmm i will hv to watch the song then..summer, yup all psychological..but i dono yar..i think it was more to do with the drink :p haha i love the song too!! ahem

  5. MJ says:

    secretdhaka, lol thanks for the suggestion…it does the worse effect huh? :p thanks for visiting though 🙂daanish, you found ur way to my blog again :p hahaha ya good exercise indeed, didnt see this from this perspective though :p

  6. hahah im sure there must be somethigng else with the pepsi..i often have these weird “happy moods” , one second ill be jumping around going completly crazy, and then i’ll be all sober wodnering what happened to my enery..i have noticd that this enery drains out quiteeee quickly..waise the song, momentarily put me off happiness =Pbut yes ure post made me smile, soo thankyou 😀and i hope you stay happy like this humesha =]

  7. Something must be there, in the sub-conscious or unconscious, perhaps. Marijuana?Better than zoning out, though :DDNoddle metaphor… interesting and effective, actually!And. Thanks for providing artistic entertainment.

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