prologue: rukh, amna and hina are three friends (i.e to say its about me and my friends’) conversation on a fine sunny day which was not that sunny after all and not that fine either. our chat went a bit wild as the below rant got the better of us.
location: college computer lab aka survivors’ inn(air conditioned)
rukh: wat the hell is the matter with my friends who wudn’t let me complain about my stupid classfellows on my blog…
mubi: because there are more important things to speculate on than just some ordinary ‘intellectual’ people, so why bother?
amna:”intellectual” more like whore like ppl in our class!!!
rukh: yups amiz back in form…but still they cudve let me ask some really simple questions they were’nt gonna die right there if i asked them about some foreign ownership or cross ownership…
amna: yea…wat simple questions (sarcasm)
mubi: because they are all saddies in the making, dont you know that by now?
hina: mahrukh utho yeh tum ghar ja keh bhi ker sakti ho!
hina: mahrukh is going mad maaaaaaaaaadddd!!!
rukh: oh god i cant bear the thot of other saddies pottering around in this world making our lives hell…
mubi: as if its any better right now.
rukh: yea it is… we have only one saddie to deal with ryt now!!!
mubi: YEA but shes gona get married and you know thats even more dangerous!!! i mean u cant stop ppl from..
rukh: …having little saddies!!!
rukh: yea u can they have invented contraceptives for that!!! i think tehy invented that esp keeping saddie and her future prospective kids in mind…
amna: YEAH !!! fernando torres scored a hatrick on sunday!
hina: UTHOOOOO (walks out)
rukh: scored in wat?
mubi: this place runs out of paper every other day and then its she in the back so its a goodbye 😛
amna: if it aint paper the internet is a major pain in the backside!!!
rukh: now whos complaining??? anyways the net here is faster than mine at home ryt now!!!
hina: (from outside) yaaar bass kerooo!!!
amna: im hearing this this this and i wanna hear this (accompanied with nice hand gestures)…… THE WHORE CONVENTION address just got a mail frm me!!!
rukh: yea they are so lucky!!! now ami i wanna hear this!!! *gag*
lights fade out, curtains down, we are kicked out of the lab. hurray!
disclaimer: credit for the inappropriate language used in the above conversation goes to amina aka aami.
prologued added on rohma’s advice
p.s: courtesy mahrukh. without her this wouldnt have been possible. i think we’ll get an oscar for this (what category does this genre fit into?)